Didn't she pop yet?

I can't stand it! She's been pregnant forever.

This must be the second most anticipated pregnancy after the gene-blending creation of Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt. This artist wondered how things might have looked if she didn't take after the most beautiful parents on earth. (No worries, she's gorgeous.)

But what about the twins?? That's what we all want to know.

Oh, yeah, Brangelina bumps off Canada Day as today's lead post. Sorry. (I'm just bitter that I wasn't adopted by them.)

Painting done by the brilliant Gallery of the Absurd.